
Boinkle Candle Company LLC
🌀 “It’s Cool, I’m Going to Rehab” Trucker Hat
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$12.00
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Boinkle “It’s Cool, I’m Going to Rehab” Trucker Hat – Damage Controlled. 🌪️💪
Own the spiral 🌀 and the redemption arc ✨. This hat is for the self-aware menace 😈 who’s ready to get it together… eventually ⏳. Whether you're detoxing from tequila 🍹 or a toxic situationship 💔, this one says, "I’m fine. Probably." 😅
Color: Clean green 🌱, like your new leaf (or the one you’re pretending to turn over 🍃)
Vibe: Equal parts mess 🥴 and progress 🚀
Font: Playful 🎉, yet honest 🗣️ — like your coping mechanisms 🧩
Ideal setting: Day-after brunch 🍳, intervention potluck 🥗, or literally any music festival 🎸
A hat for the healing girlies 💖, and the ones who know how to laugh 😂 through the lesson 📚.